
"Why does this always happen to me?"
LIFE'S A
JOKE
Bad Luck Duck wasn't always down bad. Once upon a time, he was just a regular duck with dreams of making it in crypto. Then he made his first trade. And his second. And his forty-seventh.
Every single one was a disaster. His portfolio is a graveyard of bad decisions. But you know what? He's still here. Still trading. Still losing. And that's kind of beautiful.
Bought BTC at $69,000
Sold at $16,000 thinking it was going to zero. It hit $100k the next month.
Perfect Timing (Inverse)
Every single time he buys, it's the local top. When he sells, immediate reversal.
Aped into 47 Rugs
All of them rugged within 24 hours. His luck is actually statistically impossible.





